Forever to become, never to be

Tartan: queer, genderplaid Seattlite, writer, dork, casual historian, reblogger of people in suits, etc.

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mondoleon:

guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

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zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

Wow I didn’t realize how liberally I use my tags.

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shousetsubangbang:

10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”
20 INPUT “WHAT IS YOUR NAME:”, U$
30 PRINT “HELLO, “; U$
40 INPUT “DO YOU WANT TO READ OUR LATEST ISSUE?”; V$
50 IF V$ = “YES” THEN GOTO ISSUE
60 IF V$ = “NO” THEN PRINT “ARE YOU SURE? WE HAVE SEXY STORIES AND GORGEOUS ARTWORK, ALL FREE!”
70 GOTO 40
80 PRINT “THIS ISSUE SHOWCASES THE HARD WORK OF MANY TALENTED PEOPLE.”
90 INPUT “DO YOU WANT THESE WRITERS AND ARTISTS TO FEEL APPRECIATED?”, X$
100 IF X$ = “YES” THEN GOTO THANK CONTRIBUTORS
110 INPUT “DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO EXPERIENCE THE SAME ENJOYMENT YOU DID?”, Y$
120 IF Y$ = “YES” GOTO THEN SOCIAL MEDIA
130 INPUT “ARE YOU FINISHED WITH THIS ISSUE YET WANT EVEN MORE SEXY STORIES AND ART?”, Z$
140 IF Z$ = “YES” THEN GOTO SHOUSETSUBANGBANG.COM
150 PRINT “THANK YOU, ” U$ “, FOR JOINING US TODAY.”
160 PRINT “SINCERELY, YOUR EDITORS.”
170 END

shorelle:

One of my favourite parts of Winter Soldier was seeing Steve and Natasha disguised as hipster dorks. (welcome to 21st century fashion, Cap! ;))

shorelle:

One of my favourite parts of Winter Soldier was seeing Steve and Natasha disguised as hipster dorks. (welcome to 21st century fashion, Cap! ;))

cumberbangers:

And an audible fangasm was heard…
Source: [x]

cumberbangers:

And an audible fangasm was heard…

Source: [x]

kellysue:

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Beryl Markham (1902-1986).  Aviator, adventurer, writer.  Of her book, West with the Night, Hemingway wrote: "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer. I felt that I was simply a carpenter with words, picking up whatever was furnished on the job and nailing them together and sometimes making an okay pig pen. But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers … it really is a bloody wonderful book."

Oh, Ernest. You fucking asshole.  

I’m with you till the end of the line.

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norhuu:

Part 4 of Happy Endings! This time just some cute sleepy makeouts in the morning. 

Part1 Part2 Part3

prettyarbitrary:

24-alpha-24:

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

omfg this is so perfect

This.  Might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

prettyarbitrary:

24-alpha-24:

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

omfg this is so perfect

This.  Might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

white-eagle:

jackderpumpkinking:

toehairs:

bakrua:

obscurer:

 this year in Vancouver they painted rainbow crosswalks for PRIDE, turns out the city loved them so much they are keeping them permanently!

I found out about this and thought it was so cool I had to upload a picture

photo creds: x

correct me if im wrong but is that a straight couple walking on it?? like… u could have gotten an LGBTQ+ couple for the photo………. if im wrong correct me like i said but

Well it’s all about equality so who cares who’s on the path as long as they’re there.

jfc does it really matter what kind of couple it is. i thought we were trying to promote love is love which includes straight couples as well.

Just because it doesn’t look like a same-sex couple you can’t possibly know it’s not a LGBTQ+ couple. Could be a bisexual and a pansexual. Or an ace and a straight person. Or, you know, they could both be straight but one of them is trans, making them a LGBTQ+ couple.

well that’s a good excuse to visit Vancouver.

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bofransson:

Lotte Laserstein - Im Gasthaus/In the Restaurant (1927)

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Asker brainstark Asks:
haha but are there any texting abbreviations that ARE used and that are not silly? or do the French just type everything out?
tartanfics tartanfics Said:

dreamsofadventures:

awesomefrench:

  • "Biz" instead of "Bises" ("xo"), because "bises" actually sounds silly, but "Biz" is fine. 
  • "Tkt" instead of "Ne t’inquiète pas", which sort of means "it’s fine", "it’s okay" 
  • "dsl" instead of "désolé" ("sorry")
  • "Aprèm" instead of "après-midi" ("PM") 
  • "A+" instead of "A plus tard" ("See you later")
  • "mtn" instead of "maintenant" ("now")

That’s all that comes to my mind right now. 

can i add some ??

”vrmt” instead of vraiment (which means really)

”g” instead of j’ai because it’s the same pronuciation and it means i have

”c” instead of c’est because same reason at the last one and it means ‘it’s’

i also genuinely can’t think of more but they are more but i just dont know for now

I did a thing at Beth’s Cafe last night. Captain America whale. Guess what I named it.

I named it CAPTAIN RED, WHITE, AND BELUGA.